Edmonton Oil Change

When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.

John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.

Edmonton Oil Change by Joe and Zack March 26, 2023

Human Oil Change 

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

Human Oil Change by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

Amish oil change 

When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.

Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"

Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"

Amish oil change by Cbtlord69 October 3, 2023

Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

Swindon Oil Change by SWOM June 8, 2020

libyan oil change 

verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole

excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?

yes u can sir $100.

libyan oil change by dirty a and the boys April 6, 2011

mexican oil change 

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

mexican oil change by Meldroc July 21, 2008

Canadian Oil Change 

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

Canadian Oil Change by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016