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Appearing Offline

The act of hiding the activity of ones Xbox account. Usually indicating "willingness for breeding homosexually" Players whom appear offline are faggot twinks who often get off to homosexually furry rape porn.
"Yo bro, i'm appearing offline, I'm hella gay and want to be fucked up the ass"
by Bill Gates Sr August 19, 2025
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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"
by loki★ January 8, 2023
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Offline for Christmas

Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.

To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.

This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."

Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
by Offline for Christmas December 15, 2019
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Offline

Offline is when someone says one is offline in certain contexts. For example for when someone is out of the loop or doesn’t get/understand a reference of a popular meme/audio/term. Another way it can be use is if someone is zoning or not paying attention they are “offline”. Lastly it can be used when someone is not currently physically there.
Example 1

person a: *zoning out*
person b: *looks over to person a* Bro’s offline.

example 2

person a: So, you’re my pookie.
person b: What? What does pookie mean?
person a: Are you offline?

example 3
person a: Wait, where’s person c?
person b: Oh, person c is offline.
by pookieisoffline<3 July 5, 2024
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offline

when someone from the other line turns off from you so it's called Off-line
Person 1: Hello, what can I get for you
Person 2: *offline*
Person 1: again...
by dirty_earth March 22, 2024
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Offliner

A person who doesn’t like to be online and prefers to be offline due to environment, social skills, & emotions.
Oh ok, I have to go”. -But becomes an offliner and never come back til 2-3 days later
by Ftoo_anonymous June 20, 2021
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