officewaffle

The douchebag in the office that uses all the douchey terms for every computer design concept.

"Click the hamburger in Office 365, go to the view model, and open up the grid by clicking the waffle," said the officewaffle.

by notwaffle January 25, 2019

office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.

I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.

by Frank August 31, 2004

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011

Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008

volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

another day at the office

a nicer expression replacing "same shit different day"

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

Office

A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.

by edvhou812 October 27, 2012