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shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.
Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021
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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.
Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.
by Dan Ask December 17, 2004
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shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
by Al December 28, 2004
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Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.
Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!
by Dallas stud January 19, 2020
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shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
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