Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021
Get the shit my balls off mug.An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
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Get the shit or get off the toilet mug.by Dan Ask December 17, 2004
Get the shit or get off the pot mug.to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
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Get the Shit her boobs off mug.A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
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