Ovaries

The newest kind of threat.

I'm gonna punch you in your ovaries!

by Saraaaaaaaa. February 26, 2012

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012

Ovarian Receiver

A female used for reproduction. Opposite of sperm donor. A sperm donors sole purpose to procreate. Mother and child typically abandoned by sperm donors, however due to motherly instincts, the child is taken care of and grows up still able to continue the sperm donors genes.

Mike used Michelle as her ovarian receiver to conceive a child and continue his blood line.

by Spreadtheseed May 2, 2016

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018

agitated ovaries

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits

She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.

by ellelo May 19, 2014

Game Ovaries

Used in girl-to-girl conversations when a girl is extremely turned; a state of intense desire. Can be confirmed by the wetness of her lady parts.

Girl 1: Did you see the smoking hot guy who rescued that kitten?
Girl 2: Yes! Game ovaries!

by Charles ARJ July 29, 2014

breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog May 27, 2016