Oblivion

The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.

by Morrauk April 22, 2006

Olivia

The most amazing, supportive, loyal, and sudductive girl you'll ever meet. She is gorgeous and super smart. She is outgoing and accepting. She is suductive in a way that none of the other girls are. She thinks she is ugly and doesn't see the immense beauty everyone around her sees.

If you find yourself an Olivia. You might just be in for the best thing to ever happen to you.

"Hey, who in the world was that. I've never seen anyone like her."
"That's liv, she's sweet and loyal, and an undercover freak. If you land her, never let her go"

The definition of Olivia is amazing.

by Luca 123 December 18, 2016

Olivia

A beautiful, kind hearted girl who has a great sense of humor, really funny too! She has a really good attitude and is always happy! she loves to help others and is very athletic and very well rounded with everything! Not to mention Olivia's can be real weirdos!!

I love that new girl olivia
I know she's awesome!

by AlexK960 January 13, 2015

Oblivibitch

A woman who is completely oblivious to what's going on around her.

Can you believe that oblivibitch just stood there while her child just spilled a container of bubbles down my child's back?

by HBIC412 July 27, 2015

[Oblivite]

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.

Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "

by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

Olivia loves Darcy more

It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.

Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.

Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.

by SomeRandomAnonWithNoLife December 6, 2019

Olivia

Awesome girl... Loves to make people laugh. Witty, loving and kind even thought she is not always a happy girl most of the time. Likes to hang out in little groups but mostly with a best friend only.. Staying up late watching movies and talking. Gets hurt easily when her friends leave her out. Awesome girl... Loves to make people laugh. Witty and kind even thought she is not always a happy girl most of the time. Likes to hang out in little groups but mostly with a best friend only. Gets hurt easily when her friends leave her out. Beautiful, loving and easy to get along with.Beautiful, loving and easy to get along with. Loves drawing and animals.

Olivia is awesome

by hunnybunnycakes March 30, 2015