optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.

Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.

by Collins Hall November 12, 2004

Optical Purple

SFLTC Term (adj) (v)
1.remembering that boys represent the color blue, and girls represent the color red, it is the action of the pupils combining the two; enabling one to "check out" the opposite sex in a sexual manner.
2. to eye rape
3. usage of the eyes to undress a member of the opposite sex

Synonym eye fuck

Damn! When i saw that JC, it was optical purple at first sight

by ReadyRob August 12, 2009

optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

optical course

book any piece of literature over 100 pages.

The Catcher in the Rye is an excellent optical course.

by Devin Dix December 9, 2008

optical chafing

The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.

Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.

by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008