Toilet

A lovely view of the backside of a woman

Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.

Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet

by Tankapotamus July 7, 2010

Toilet

A brave soldier whos only purpose in life is dispose of nuclear waste.

I haven't used the bathroom in a while, well off to the toilet.

by Doddman July 7, 2010

toilet

a woman's ass; her derrierre

Check her out -- nice toilet!

by JohnnyFlame May 13, 2005

Toilet

A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.

Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.

by jorelwarpath June 8, 2011

Toilet

The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.

"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."

by theguitarfreak January 26, 2014

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toilet

my life

Bill: yo how are you doing?
Samuel: bad, its like a toilet

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 28, 2020