Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
by Lord Permillium III November 28, 2004

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

by CaptainFroggo March 2, 2023

by audaciityy June 21, 2019

The omni is capable of holding the mindset and exhibiting the behavior of any type of person. They can lead like an alpha. They can follow like a Beta. They can become a lone wolf like the Sigma, empathize like a Gamma, be a nerd like an Omega, or be resentful like a Delta. He can be "all things to all people," those in the mainstream, the outsiders, the engimas, he can be them all.
by SaigonSaitama July 19, 2022
