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nutella

Possibly the grossest thing to ever materialize upon the face of the earth. Nutella emerged in 1963, thereon cursing the world with it's disgusting taste, smell and texture.
Nutella looks like shit.
by beccabooboo April 20, 2009
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nutella

Slang for wanting to have fun ;)
e.g

TOM: "do you wanna to come back to mine for some nutella"
JADE: "yeah!!!!"
by Joegggg May 13, 2009
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nutella

a black or dark (not necesarily african-american) person who has a threesome with two other white people... the white people are the bread.
see wonder bread
C. made a nutella sandwich with S. and F. on Saturday night!
by chocolategrape March 3, 2008
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nutella

Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable
"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."
by nutellabooty November 23, 2014
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Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015
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nutella job

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral
Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside
by thekingoflou December 4, 2011
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Nutella Knickers

"Fuck, what's that smell??"

"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."
by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010
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