nutgoblin

A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.

Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.

by McTitMeister October 25, 2009

Nubjob

act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area

I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.

by ...hugh July 1, 2010

a nut job

Putting Nutella on a guy's penis and licking it all off. Yum.

"ONG, I gave my boyfriend a nut job last night. It was delicious."

by Jellybean16 September 27, 2014

Nut-Job

The peeling of nut film performed by nutters in a Nut Salon for a fee of half, moldy nuts.

1. I have a 3pm appointment at the South Hill Nut Salon tomorrow for a Nut-Job, but I need some half, moldy nuts to pay the nutters. And I need a lot because I haven't gotten my Spring Cleaning in over a year. Stupid nut film.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

Nut job

A person who doesn't see you cross the road and drives past without seeing you there, nearly knocking you over.
Can be found driving mostly vans.

That man is a nut job!

by Snow Guardian January 14, 2015

nut job

A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D

Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"

by frieze August 8, 2003

Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"

Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night

by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018