Mammy nun

Humanoid creature with dark skin, swollen potato-shaped head, duck bill, and medieval religimous costumery growing out their body. Mammy nuns are more or less undestructible.

The Mammy Nuns were created by feeding mashed potatoes contaminated with synthetic mutagens to San Quentin prison inmates.

Coined by Frank Zappa in the early eighties for his bizarre rock opera, "Thing-Fish".

Mike's fashion-sense-challenged girlfriend dresses like a mammy nun.

by Ronly Bonly Jones March 07, 2005

nun's nasty

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.

Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.

by mt1 June 29, 2006

punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant

I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.

by grobins September 13, 2003

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd March 22, 2006

Deflowered Nun

A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.

Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."

by Qbie November 05, 2014

naughty nun

A reverse missionary position where the girl is on top and the guys legs are up over her shoulders. In this position the girl has to do most of the thrusting work so she really has to want it, thusly the naughty nun. Can be difficult especially for couples with big height difference

"So how was last night with that girl you left the bar with?"
"that girls raunchy we were just getting started and she turned naughty nun on me"

by naughtnunned1 December 10, 2009

deez nuns

A witty, new take on Deez nuts

Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"

Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts

Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z

by Random Internet Dweller February 03, 2019