Numb Nuts

Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.

Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

numbnut

a useless person or a useless thing

since you are not a numbnut, then you should able to open a can of tuna.

by maximorph April 23, 2003

numb nuts

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off

Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here

by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008

numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Numb Nuts

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012

Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

numbnut

A guy who's had his balls busted so many times he doesn't even feel it any more. Often mistaken for a perennial loser. This group is ranked among the lowest in the male social strati.

Oh look, it's that numbnut Hobgoblin88. Let's go remind him what a loser he is.

by Hobgoblin88 July 2, 2011