Escort is a model in the line up of automobile manufacturer Ford Motor Company. Escort is a model of automobile that has a long history dating back to the 1950s it started it's life out in Europe before eventually coming to America in the 1980s before eventually reaching end of production in 2003. The most notable version of the Escort is from 1992-1996 where as part of Group A Rally homologation Ford produced a homologation special of the Escort named the Ford Escort RS Cosworth in which only 7,145 cars were ever built during it's production run.
by AmCarGuy June 14, 2024
Get the Escortmug. The act of inserting a tube into an unconscious person's anus and putting a hot pepper through the tube, leaving the pepper to break down in their rectum and cause an immense amount of pain.
by JoeySalads May 26, 2016
Get the Latin Escortmug. All porn stars escort, but they are not all escorts. Escorting is illegal , unless somebody is filming you. Porn stars are aware of prostitution laws and will never admit guilt. I'm not a fan looking for an escort . I'm a Producer slash camera man, and your going to be on smash van pov.
by sislovesme June 11, 2020
Get the Not An Escortmug. Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
Get the Escort showermug. A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.
Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
Get the Upscale Escortmug. A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
Get the Indentured Escortmug. 
Get the Escortmug.