An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 11, 2019
All porn stars escort, but they are not all escorts. Escorting is illegal , unless somebody is filming you. Porn stars are aware of prostitution laws and will never admit guilt. I'm not a fan looking for an escort . I'm a Producer slash camera man, and your going to be on smash van pov.
by sislovesme June 11, 2020
A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
The act of inserting a tube into an unconscious person's anus and putting a hot pepper through the tube, leaving the pepper to break down in their rectum and cause an immense amount of pain.
by JoeySalads May 27, 2016
A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.
Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
by Idkhimbidkhim September 16, 2020