Noober

A comparative word used to describe the noobiousness of a given object.

Have you ever met a scuba diver noober than an Uber driver?

by Wubblu June 26, 2018

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

Nookem

A person who tends to enjoy snuggletime, wappyland and tisses. They may also be referred to as "nookemhead".

These people are in fact THE best in the world and rival anyone at anything.

It is very hard to become a "nookem", as only 2 people in the universe share this title.

"oh nookem, but i does wuv you... HEAPS!"

"you is the bestest nookem in all of the land"

by nookemhead June 11, 2009

uber noober

A sucky noob that constantly uses the noob combo because he sucks with everything else.

I just owned that uber noober so bad his mom felt it in my bedroom.

by mc_glow October 1, 2005

noobery

~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.

Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.

by Whathappen November 8, 2007

Nooberton

A person who is new to something

Katelyn T your such a nooberton

by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018

tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.

DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!

by endlessraper July 21, 2010