Noobs are people who just joined an online game and who have lack of intelligence of what to do or in other word "stupid". They are the weakest players in the game (depending if the game involves battle). On Gaia online they have a tendencey to "cyber" or have internet sex. Everytime they get a new item, they think they will fit in with every one else. Gaia online is infested with noobs. Items that noobs buy are at a low price. Noobs don't understand the meaning of Noob. They think it is an insult of some sort (well it kind of is, but you know what I'm getting at). In my personal opinion I think noobs are ANNOYING BASTARDS. They have a little to much self confidence. Noobs will usaly ask you what to do in the game. They usally get institantly slaughtered in battle games by people who have way higher status than they do. On Gaia online you can find noobs in gaia towns. You can pick any topic, even if it says "No noobs" they will still be in there because there so stupid they don't know what noob means.
My user name on Gaia Online is: demonangelz666
My user name on Gaia Online is: demonangelz666
by demonangelz666 June 23, 2008

Someone lame, who often confused and not up with the times. Unable to juggle a social life, usually totally cut off from society.
by hotsouthamericantamale June 23, 2011

by Keith Pops February 6, 2009

In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.
In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.
In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.
In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009

In Roblox:
CoolGuy101: YOU KILLED ME NOOB
BobTank05: YOUR A NOOB
That's how it's used in Roblox.
The correct way
CoolGuy101: oh your a noob
TankBob05: Yeah only just started
CoolGuy101: YOU KILLED ME NOOB
BobTank05: YOUR A NOOB
That's how it's used in Roblox.
The correct way
CoolGuy101: oh your a noob
TankBob05: Yeah only just started
by RadioGum May 22, 2017

A noob is a person who just started playing a game who may seem horrible at the game when they start playing it
by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Noob or Newb, originated from the word newbie. It is normally used online when someone is "new" to a game. Nowadays it is also used to make fun of people.
by 2016 Top Definitions August 2, 2016
