secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

nader

Someone (or something) you'll probably never find again.
Rare.

"Nader" is too rare to have examples.

by moonica witty September 20, 2008

Ralph Nader

I guy who has a right to run for office but who the Democrats will probably 'off' to get him out of their way.

"The Democrats are corporate whores" - Ralph Nader

by Watch your back Ralph,them evil Demofuckers are dirty July 27, 2004

Nolders

A conjugation of the words neck and shoulders. Used to describe a person who has done so many shrugs in the weight room that his neck is indistinguishable from his shoulders. Similar in concept to cankles, however, more often associated with guys who work out too much versus over weight women.

"Hey buddy, take it easy on the shrugs or you'll get a mean set of nolders."

Bryan: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?"
Jamie: "He did too many shrugs and developed a nice set of nolders."
Bryan: "How the hell does he drive, or breathe for that matter?"
Jamie: "I don't know."
Bryan: "God help him."

by J Whetz May 6, 2006

Nomerific

To enjoy something in a large amount. Similar to/can be substituted in place of these words: Great, Orgasmic, Awesome, Tasty and Super.

Guy one: Hey, how was that new restaurant you went to the other night?

Guy two: Dude I kid you not, it was nomerific!

by KcbWords October 16, 2009

Ralph Nader

A significant political figure that advocates the safety and security of the working class more than any other candidate running for office. Democrats oftentimes like to call Ralph a 'spoiler' because several thousand people voted for him in Florida. Not only is this a concieded notion, (that if Nader hadn't run for office, all of the people who voted for him would have immediately cast their vote towards gore) but they fail to realize that over 250,000 self-identified Democrats voted for George Bush in Florida. Strangely enough, the Democrats do not even bother to scold them. Moreover, a Democratic exit poll showed that Ralph’s votes came 25% from Republicans, 38% from Democrats, and the rest were nonvoters who would have only voted for Ralph.

No one is entitled to votes. They must be earned. Nowhere in the constitution are political parties even mentioned. If a certain party is loosing followers to another party, maybe they just aren't trying hard enough.

by Xvall November 24, 2004