I'd shart

Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.

Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!

by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016

I'd touch it

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.

G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.

by wordbird1223 October 16, 2007

I'd cook

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

by -sophyy March 29, 2008

i'd hit it

Referring to someone you would have sexual interaction with.

Alyssa:"Check out that hot guy over there"
Ryan:"yah he's a looker"
Alyssa:"i'd hit it"

by Alyssa12 April 25, 2006

I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023

I'd pin that

To affirm something you like, especially a handmade good by another person, such as recipes, crafts, projects, household hints and tips, and ridiculous workout routines.

"Check out this scarf handmade by nuns with yarn spun with goat hair".
"I'd pin that".

by gogospaceship July 08, 2012

i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009