nikhil patel

A brown kid with a small cock.

Yo that Nikhil Patel guy has a small cock

by NIMESH99 January 10, 2019

Nikhil

Nikhil is a nerd who says he gets chicks but doesn't. He also likes black leather horizontal business card holders, make sure to buy him one it will make him happy. He also likes games but is gay.

"Hey did you see that guy with the card holder?"
"Oh yeah he's probably a Nikhil "

by dracofreakingmalfoy November 12, 2020

Nikhil

A Crusty Indian With Caterpillar Eyebrows and Gaping Teeth

Gross! Quit Being such a Nikhil

by HybridOfTheDeep May 8, 2018

Nikhil Ghost Poop

Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.

Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)

by superawesomedudeman999 October 30, 2011

Nikhil

A bad maintainer, which doesn't update his software in months.

Guy 1: That maintainer hasn't updated his ROM for 3 months!
Guy 1: Such a Nikhil!
Guy 2: I totally agree
Guy 3: +1000000
Maintainer: The new version of (put a name of a custom ROM here) is already in development. It'll be out in approximately 3 weeks.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: WTF dude?
Guy 1: (Guy 3), did you see that?
Guy 3: Such a dumbass. Oh, I mean Nikhil.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh September 5, 2018

Nikhil Mann

Dhar Mann’s son named Nikhil Mann who is very sussy, wussy, and mussy. He attracts people whose names start with a P and end with an ardhu.

Person: Woah who’s that person over there? Isn’t he from Dhar Mann?
Pardhu: That…That’s Nikhil Mann😍

by NAVNIK March 10, 2022

Dirty Nikhil

A gut who gives out free anals

"ohh he gives out dirty nikhil's".

by kjewrgoi13eg October 14, 2021