A situation where, after a sensible comment has been made, the receiver understands little or none of the comment or its context. Often ending up in a lengthy re-examination of the original comment at great distress to the issuing party.
The act of following a perfectly valid comment that would ordinarily spark debate with an idiotic question, thus derailing the entire conversation.
The act of following a perfectly valid comment that would ordinarily spark debate with an idiotic question, thus derailing the entire conversation.
1.
Peter: "I just heard in the news that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "What?"
Peter: "I said I just heard that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just read it in the news, I'm trying to find out why."
Steve: "the government do that to the property market."
Peter: "Are we still talking about oil prices?"
Stever: "What?"
Peter: "Stop being a Nigel!"
2.
Peter: "I just came up with a way of solving world peace for all humanity."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just heard in the news that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "What?"
Peter: "I said I just heard that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just read it in the news, I'm trying to find out why."
Steve: "the government do that to the property market."
Peter: "Are we still talking about oil prices?"
Stever: "What?"
Peter: "Stop being a Nigel!"
2.
Peter: "I just came up with a way of solving world peace for all humanity."
Steve: "Why?"
by ConcernedandConfusedFriend January 24, 2011
To be Nigeled signifies the state induced by drinking alcoholic beverages from 10 am until 10 am the next day whilst having sex with at least 12 females within that short time frame.
"Oh mate, I went to tape last night and got absolutely nigeled "
"How many females did you have a sexual intercourse with that night ?”
"Not sure, I believe 34"
" Nice, you were indeed nigeled "
"How many females did you have a sexual intercourse with that night ?”
"Not sure, I believe 34"
" Nice, you were indeed nigeled "
by BTC_Nigel October 26, 2018
by S156 November 05, 2010
by hip_hop1 December 26, 2003
a fat ass simp motherfucker. the type of nigga to go to your house and eat up all your food then ask what's for dinner.
by D Dre January 11, 2017
a nigel is a person who doesn't care about your feelings and talks to multiple girls at once leading them all on at the same time just waiting to crush all of their hearts. but once you get him alone his true personality shines and you fall in love with him even more. he's funny. gorgeous . has good hair . and beautiful eyes you cant stop staring in all the time.
girl: I really think nigel is different and only likes me
girl #2 : are you serious I'm talking to nigel too and was thinking the same thing
nigel: I'm different , like I said
girl #2 : are you serious I'm talking to nigel too and was thinking the same thing
nigel: I'm different , like I said
by y_me January 15, 2017
Doing 'A Nigel' mean leaving a place, party, town or anywhere without saying goodbye to your close friends.
"Make sure when you move you don't do 'A Nigel'"
"Can't believe He did 'A Nigel' the other night! What a party pooper!"
"Can't believe He did 'A Nigel' the other night! What a party pooper!"
by it will rain hard on you November 27, 2011