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nut necking 

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
nut necking by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011
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To caress and kiss the neck passionately during making-out. Often, the neckee will end up with love bites.
"What's that on your neck?"
"Oh, just love bites from when my baby Johnny was necking me last night"
Necking by YourMateHarry December 21, 2013

nucking futs 

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".
50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!
nucking futs by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

Club Necking 

Scouse saying to kiss/snog/French kiss/neck/meet/play tonsil tennis (however you say it) within a club setting. The action of the kiss should be hard and fast, sometimes being described as 'dead dead hard and dead dead fast'.
'Did you see Amy and Joe club necking last night'

'Yeah they were going for it dead dead hard and dead dead fast!'
Club Necking by kenwong December 27, 2010

pupper necking 

The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.
Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”
pupper necking by raymarrr October 6, 2017
Word of the Day on October 24, 2017
to caress your clothed partner on and above the neck. (old defn, circa 1960)
"The girls were terrific. They went out in the backyard and necked with us." - On the Road, by Jack Kerouac
Necking by nathan October 27, 2003

nucking futs 

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.
No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.
nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016