bumpy nickels

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.

That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.

by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008

nicknelsonsexual

a person who likes nick nelson from heartstopper

You: Whats your sexuality?

Me: I think im Nicknelsonsexual.

I identify as Nicknelsonsexual!

by nicknelsonlover April 29, 2022

short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

Drop two nickels in a bucket

To make a dicision with complete disregard to common sense.

Understanding that your better judgment tells you to get plenty of rest before tomorrow mornings meeting, you decide to drop two nickels in a bucket and join your friends for happy hour.

by RW Goodtimes September 12, 2015

nickels

ugly, not attractive at all, or worthless

Man that girl nickels.

by Ferd December 11, 2003

5 nickels

A rating scale guys use for girls to judge how hot/do-able they are.

1 Nickel-Ugly or not do-able
2 Nickels-Alright or possibly do-able
3 Nickles-Fairly Attractive or do-able
4 Nickles-Very Attractive and very do-able
5 Nickles-Hot and extremely do-able

"I'd pay 5 nickels to hit that shit!"

"She's about 3 nickles."

"Dude! She's only like 2 nickles!"

by Sniper_Elite July 20, 2006

scrape nickels together

When you're really broke but you absolutely need something so start gathering large amounts loose coins.

I had to scrape nickels together to buy lunch today after left mine at home.

by ekt8750 March 1, 2010