netflixistential crisis

When you binge watch five or more seasons of a TV show which is no longer on the air, and question the very foundations of your life when the series is finally over.

A deep feeling of futility and depression.

"Louise why have you been laying motionless in bed for five hours."

"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"

by ymraehtnioj May 14, 2014

Netflix and Chink

When you and a significant other watch a show or movie on Netflix while enjoying Chinese take-out.

I would have totally Netflix and Chinked with Josh last night but he wanted pizza instead.

by Allycat56 August 11, 2016

Ghetto Netflix

Term used to describe theft of Netflix DVDs from a neighbor or acquaintance's mailbox, with the intent of watching them yourself.

"Yo man, where do yo get yo movies?"

" I use Ghetto Netflix, dawg."

by ActionJackson98 April 24, 2009

Netfligga

A person who does not have cable or satellite and watches nothing but Netflix

That guy over there doesn't have satellite or cable, he's a netfligga. They don't have cable, they're netfliggers.

by ngut24 January 27, 2015

netflix

a disgusting movie streaming platform that supports pedophiles

joe:whats your favorite show on netflix
bob:cuties
joe:you sick fuck

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

Netflix

life

The reason no one has a life anymore. E.g. I haven't left my bed in 24 hours, I blame Netflix

by WATINTHAWORLD September 28, 2014

netflix date

When you and a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend choose to go on a date that doesn't involve going out (it could be for whatever reason). Instead you stay home and go on Netflix. It usually just involves you two sitting down or cuddling, eating food, talking, watching the movie, and/or making out.

Joe: So did you and Jen end up going to Olive Garden?

Brett: Nah man we ended up just having a Netflix date

by jdilley861 January 11, 2014