by Local Malakas December 2, 2021
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Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.
Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.
Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
by Motherfuckingrockandroll February 19, 2011
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Steve "I didn't know she was a neon clown until we got to the club."
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"
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by Type4Me December 13, 2012
Get the Neon Clown mug.Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.
Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
by Scot90 July 25, 2012
Get the Neon Coffin mug.When a man ejaculates on the face of his partner under a black light. The light causes the salty maple syrup to glow while marinating on the victim's face, thus causing the beard shaped puddle to illuminate. Talented bearders can design mustaches and sideburns as well.
Jeb: Hey, how was the rave at 'Club Cage' last night?
Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.
Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?
Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.
Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.
Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?
Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.
by SparkyZee November 10, 2009
Get the Neon Beard mug.A discord server (created by madvulpen) which has what many would consider the worst moderation on the planet. The staff consist of a cat an F-22 and a Canadian (All other staff are irelivant). Vulpen (the owner) has for some unknown reason banned the posting of any anime. We might never know why. Only around 50 of the 2000 people in the server actualy speak. Most of the members are undes and everyweek undes are jailed and or banned. Most conversations are about sex or war thunder. The community is fairly toxic but friendly to you depending if you make a good first impression.
User1 : when will Neon Nados moderation be fixed
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
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User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
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by TotallyNotAtomic December 28, 2021
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The story revolves around a boy named Shinji Ikari who is on the brink and top toeing on the edge of insanity. He hates himself and cannot love or show true emotion. He has serious trouble expressing himself. The story is inexplicable. It is hard to grapht onto words. You have to watch all of the episodes to get a full grasp on the story, all I can tell you is that it involves Human Instrumentality which is the 'real' human state; a liquid called LCL. Where Humans have no soul but are everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Weird eh? Just watch the story and be taken into a level of thought which you have never experienced before.
There are 3 Steps to Neon Genesis.
The Series.
Death and Rebirth (A Quick recap of the whole series)
The End of Evangelion (Which is basically expanded versions of the last 2 episodes, the creator of Neon Genesis recieved death threats because of the last 2 episodes)
The story revolves around a boy named Shinji Ikari who is on the brink and top toeing on the edge of insanity. He hates himself and cannot love or show true emotion. He has serious trouble expressing himself. The story is inexplicable. It is hard to grapht onto words. You have to watch all of the episodes to get a full grasp on the story, all I can tell you is that it involves Human Instrumentality which is the 'real' human state; a liquid called LCL. Where Humans have no soul but are everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Weird eh? Just watch the story and be taken into a level of thought which you have never experienced before.
There are 3 Steps to Neon Genesis.
The Series.
Death and Rebirth (A Quick recap of the whole series)
The End of Evangelion (Which is basically expanded versions of the last 2 episodes, the creator of Neon Genesis recieved death threats because of the last 2 episodes)
by HarryPothead February 20, 2004
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