A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.
Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017
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by NathanNewy2k7 April 18, 2017
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Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.
Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
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by Don’t use this name April 22, 2018
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by anytime September 17, 2017
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