Neese

A Neese is the most incredibly beautiful, charming, talented and wonderful woman in the entire universe. No other woman compares to a Neese. Often when a Neese is standing near another woman she makes them look like a swine or other pig-like animal by comparison. She has a perfect body, shiny brown hair and endlessly beautiful brown eyes which sparkle like diamonds. To be with her is like floating on a fluffy white cloud of absolute bliss. Her voice is like sweet music. Her smile is the single greatest gift you could ever be given.

Neese makes every day better than the last.

by Smiten October 20, 2011

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Neesa

To be completed awesome and badass that everyone wishes they were as cool as you.

Man, I'm so freaking Neesa, it's crazy.

by ArtsnCrafts January 28, 2008

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NETESCAPE

The act of closing your web browser at work so as not to be seen by your boss

I was surfing the web at work, but my boss kept coming up to me so I had to netescape.

The guy next to me is always doing crosswords on the web, but he never gets caught. He is totally a netescape artist.

by Jerrodr February 8, 2009

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NEETbux

When people mention the NEETbux they're referring to the SSI progra- Supplemental Security Income, addressed to people who are too disabled to work or/and have mental disorders. However you can't get on SSI if you have more than a certain amount of money in assets.

My uncle tried to get my retarded cousin on NEETbux but he has too much money

by JMaynard March 7, 2018

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Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

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