neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

neapolitan bang

a threesome in which all sexual partners are either lined up from top to bottom or side to side with one partner being Caucasian (white), one partner being African-American (black) and one partner being Native American (red)

Wife: I can't believe our daughter convince her black husband to have the future chief of the local tribe to have sex with them.
Husband: I should have seen this neapolitan bang coming after she always wanted her ice cream that way as a kid.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 30, 2010

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008

Neapolitan Sanchez

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.

I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!

by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

The Neapolitan

When a person is penetrated in the anus by two penises at the same time until their rectum bleeds. Then their anus is licked. It is The Neapolitan because there is blood, semen and poop.

She loved being penetrated hard and then having the Neapolitan done on her ass.

by bobW2 August 13, 2015

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.

Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream

by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019