neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neapolitan

When a menstruating woman sticks her hand down her pants, wipes her private parts and slaps you in the face.

I once upset a lady so much that she stuck her hands down her pants, slapped my face and gave me a "Neapolitan".

by waldinky January 30, 2022

Neapolitan Sanchez

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.

I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!

by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.

"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "

by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023

Neapolitan

Having sex with a woman on her period and cumming inside her while you're taking a shit on the toilet.

At the party, Debbie was looking for tampons in the bathroom, she found them but also found Joshua on the toilet and she couldn't resist climbing on top of him and performing a Neapolitan with him before going back to the party.

by BigPaizan March 20, 2025

Neapolitan kiss

Similar to a rainbow kiss, however you add the extra element of poo to the kiss along with period blood and semen.

We did a crazy Neapolitan kiss last night

by Poopscoopdoopypoop November 26, 2020