The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.
by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018
Get the Nealism mug.A very sweet, hot girl who is a really good kisser. At times, can be really weird and tend to flirt with people. But in the end always with be there, someone you can't get away from.
by battlebear1o1 December 13, 2010
Get the Nalani mug.Nalah is normally a girl who doesn't let what people say define her. She puts people in check when they need it and doesn't except any bs from nobody. Nalah is normally a beautiful black girl. but on some occasions she can act a lil ugly but try not to get to that side if her. Nalah always thinks she's right even when she knows the other person is right. she's is usually going to be very successful doing what ever she wants.. and will easily learn from her mistakes. Nalah is normally nice but don't betray her or she won't mind telling u how she feels.
by NIGFA July 16, 2017
Get the nalah mug.--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
by JesusisLord May 28, 2008
Get the Shaquille O'Neal mug.Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.
Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
by Toes14 September 21, 2011
Get the Neal Schon mug.Neelab is a pretty girl that cares a lot about her friends. She sacrifices a lot for her friends happiness. Neelab’s tend to be very caring and joyful! Neelab’s make fun of their friends as a sign of affection. Neelab is extremely gorgeous!Overall Neelab is loveable and gorgeous and you need a Neelab in your life!
by YEET WTF January 3, 2018
Get the Neelab mug.To give a false sense of hope and perfection until it is ripped away at the last second.
First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.
First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.
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