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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
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nes spooky

a popular raider on discord who works with chatic gaming. he was responsible for the fall of gdi "a popular server on discord". He often says "YOGOGO YURI" or "fuck off cunt"
by spook man March 8, 2021
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Daddy Nes

A peadophile who works in gyms and takes steroids. He is characterized by a dirty, often smelly throat beard and does not know anything about hym supplementation,
Hey look! Its Daddy Nes!

Get the kids inside now!
by batts4lyf August 26, 2011
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Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde NES

One of the worst awful NES games out there on the NES system that was based on the actual book.Let me name some reason why it's a shitty game for each character.

Jekyll:

1.you have a weapon that won't do anything and it only kills bees.

2.You walk so slow.

3.The townspeople try to kill you for no appearent reason(even animals).

4.It's impossible to get pass your enemies most of the times.

5.If you get to the ending with Jekyll all you'll get is the word "END"

6.Ever time you get hit you anger meter drains out and you turn into Hyde.

Hyde:

1.You go through the same exact levels as you did with Jekyll but with these strange enemies and you have to kill them to turn back into Jekyll.

2.If you reach the exact same point as you did with Dr.Jekyll for no appearent reason you get struck by lightning and the game ends just like that.

So really the goal is to get futher with Dr.Jekyll that Mr.Hyde.
WTF man I just got struck by lightning for no reason!I hate Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde NES!!!
by hammerhead301 October 24, 2008
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(S)NES

NES and SNES consoles or games
(S)NES ROM archive includes both NES and SNES games.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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Dragon's Lair (NES)

The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:

Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.
The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 5, 2010
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New York NES

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.
I love giving girls the ol' New York NES
by Clotuscreature July 18, 2009
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