crisphy nanos

a derogatory term describing a young black individual, usually in the form of a fake yearbook name.

"Hey did you see that girl's face in the yearbook class photo?"

"Yea dude, I'm NOT gonna miss Crisphy Nanos!"

by ebaumsworld August 3, 2008

iPod nano

New iPod to replace the existing iPod mini. It is the exact same thing except it is thinner, has a color screen, and comes in black. The $250 price tag is a complete waste of money when you could get a creative player or an iPod mini that holds more songs for less. Even though it is a complete waste of money many trendwhores (like myself) are still buying into apple's genius marketing.

Guy 1: Hey I got a new iPod nano
Guy 2: OMGWTFBBQ NO WAY I HEAR IT HOLDS A THOUSAND SONGS!
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah but doesn't your iRiver H320® hold 4 times as many songs?
Guy 2: But your's is thin and comes in 2 different colors! OMG! *snaps iriver in half*

by Geeeeeeeeeoff September 28, 2005

ipod nano

iPod nano = waste of money. $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.

Most conversations with iPod fanboys go like this:
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*

by Bas September 23, 2005

ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

by pledet October 3, 2005

nano-umph

That feeling you get the instant you realized that you made a mistake.

I experience an instant nano-umph when I realized I had forgot to take the turkey out of the freezer.

by jjkkcc48 June 24, 2010

Nano-chance

An almost immeasurably tiny chance of something happening.

The average person has a nano-chance of hittingthe Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

by Nano-chance Man February 9, 2013

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019