Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

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Infininaire or Infinite-naire.

Infinite-naire/Infininaire: 1. A person so wealthy rich that they can never run out of money. 2. An uncountable amount of money. 3. So rich that it's impossible to believe.

I'm so rich that I'm infininaire or Infinite-naire. I have unlimited money. I'm so rich that I can never run out of money. I'm infinite rich. Do you understand? My wealth is infininaire/infinite-naire.

by DragonPrincess June 21, 2025

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Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

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Rohan Nair

The cutest nerd ever. He's so real about everything you will fall in love. He just makes me happy

Oh hey isn't that Rohan Nair?
Yes he's my husband

by Butcht February 23, 2024

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Nairely

Trash kid who won't eat anything except junk food. Needs to call her doctor but refuses claiming she's to scared even though she spends hours on the phone with people

Bro that girl is such a Nairely, keep an eye out

by Watermelœn May 28, 2022

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