Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

spurn notice

Advance warning one may have of a breakup.

Scott: Hey man, I just saw Ashley deleting a text when I walked up. I just got my spurn notice.

Zach: At least now you know what's coming. Why don't you do a preemptive breakup.

by Capnjeremyjohn March 3, 2011

No Notion

The complete and utter lack of a plan, motive, or goal.

The Joker wakes up having no notion of what to do with the next 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds of his existence... "Let's Rob a Bank."

by deadaswell November 1, 2009

Burn Notice

The text you receive after an associate or relative breaks up with a significant other asking you not to communicate with that party anymore.

"Yo, I just got a burn notice from Demi saying, her and Jack are over and not to speak with him anymore."

by Kris Daniel October 3, 2018

senpai notice me

when you're major crush doesn't know your feelings for them, and from the outlooks of it, they won't know unless you tell them your feelings for them.

I like Justin so much! Senpai, please notice me!
ex.
Senpai notice me; If only Justin wound realize my feelings for him,

by druup ded April 9, 2016

notification elation

the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications

Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)

I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!

I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.

by DanaCath February 20, 2009

Notification Whore

Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages

"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"

"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"

"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"

"Ugh, what a notification whore.."

by Janice Booterman April 19, 2009