nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.
1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"
by willyfisterbut45 April 19, 2010
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brayden neptune

Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.
by k;nfdalj September 25, 2020
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Neptune Township

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever
Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....
by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015
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kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .
Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting
by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018
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Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
by gravy111 December 02, 2010
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Oh neptune

Used when you remember what planet is after Uranus
by Someone cool and famous June 09, 2019
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