Neil 

A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.

Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch

Neil by Xxnxx420 March 18, 2017

Neil 

Rashi’s boyfriend. That’s it.

Girl one: omg who is that
Girl two: Neil

Girl one: ohhhhh rashi’s man

Neil by Pavitha September 17, 2021

Neil 

Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger

Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"

Neil by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

Neil 

Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel

Neil<3:);)
NEIL!

Neil by joooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2010

Neil 

Neil is gay

Did you hear about neil and israar

Neil by Joblob95 December 1, 2018

Neil 

A pejorative name associated with uptight, middle-class, do-gooder types of white men.

A group of Neils is known as a “ruckus of Neils”.

A Neil gets the wrong end of the stick, believing to be the victim of any given situation due to an overly inflated sense of entitlement. Neils cannot be reasoned with, and often expose themselves to widespread ridicule due to outlandish behaviour, usually leading to the explosion of a trivial issue into something unnecessarily large.

Neil whined about Joe Rogan's podcast, while not ever having viewed said podcast.

Neil by iidentifyasadictionary February 13, 2022

Neil 

A person who is close minded, shows no manners and is quick to anger. Known for being smart.

You can tell he is a Neil.

Neil by Olive_Tree123 October 8, 2016