NBC

Nevaehs black cock

Person 1: Bro why are you limping?
Person 2: I just couldn’t resist the NBC

by batmanpasta March 18, 2023

NBC

The universal racial term pass,
The three racial terms,

Nigga

Beaner

Chink

A Nigga, Beaner, and Chink: For this great feat, we bestow upon you.. the NBC pass.

White guy who just recieved: Whus good my nigga, wetback Beaner, and rice eater Chink.

Other white guy: I wish I had the universal pass.. =C

Some other niggas, beaners, and chinks: We'll give it to you if you rub your balls across the principals desk.

The white guy: say lesss.

Just so you know, I, the writer have been given the pass from the other two races respectively.
I am a beaner.

by JusAnoderBeaner September 6, 2023

NBC Universal

A so-called 'merger' between NBC's parent company General Electric and Vivendi Universal, where GE obtains 80% of NBC Universal, and Vivendi 20%, with Vivendi eventually selling out.

That raw deal was much of an NBC Universal.

by G. L. January 3, 2004

nbc stick

"Nigga Be Cool" stick - A baseball bat, broom handle or other similar weapon used in "street warfare". Normally used while saying the phrase "nigga be cool"

"keep fuckin' 'round and catch somma dis NBC stick"
"What?"
"Nigga," (CRACK!!! (bat striking the other individual)) "Be Cool!!!"

by Jonny Blaze February 19, 2004

NBC's Today Show

A television news 'magazine' consisting of about five minutes of Amerocentric 'news-ish' stories and about fifty-five minutes of commercial advertisement, blatantly or obliquely passed off as news for sister/affiliated companies and conscripted glitterati.

News anchors Matt and Meredith are given scripted content about what they may say from corporate. They are allowed to discuss anything trivial as if it were news. Actual 'news', both foreign and domestic, left NBC Today Show with the removal of Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel. Nobody has seen a real interview on the morning 'news magazine' since that era.

It is believed that network executives were neutered or spayed by the executive branch of the US federal government between the years of 2000 and 2008, causing network news programs like NBC's Today Show to focus more on the then popular federal prime mandate: 'Buy more stuff.' NBC's Today Show translated this into 'Buy more of our stuff'.

It remains to be seen whether NBC's Today Show will regrow a pair of gonads and actually start reporting news again.
Ann Curry is the only person believed not to have thoroughly compromised her own standards in the process.

NBC's Today Show looks more and more like the Home Shopping Network. The only difference is that most people who watch it can't afford $200 for a suit jacket, even if Meredith pretends to claim it's such a 'steal'. Most of us don't generally wear more than $100 worth of cloths at a time, if we're lucky and find NBC's Today Show tremendously out of touch.

by gr33nman February 13, 2009

NBC Policy

An NBC Policy is when the host of a party has disallowed the entrance of beat chicks.

N.B.C = No beat chicks

Any beat chicks that do show up will usually be met with loud chants of "NBC NBC", at which they may be confused while they are escorted out.

WHAT? I thought we had an NBC Policy here. Tiffany and her friends are the definition of beat!

by MMM2300 June 30, 2011

nbc ya

When your network cancels your show over confusion as to why you got the show in the first place.

CONAN: "C'mon guys, ratings are....over-rated"
EBERSOL: "Hit the bricks,red. NBC YA !!!"

by ADASH January 16, 2010