mystatism

The fallacy that someone, somewhere cares about your status updates.

Another status update about Carly loving the cereal she's eating. She's suffering from a bit of mystatism.

by videosurfer September 18, 2012

mystian

Mystian - A male nerdy stripper and a nerdy girl in love with one another. The Guy strips at parties and the girl studies at home. But when together alone in one room, everyone is strippin everywhere. Both show lust for each other and isn't afraid to show it! Both nerds are fun to be around but be careful when they're horny

Hey should we invite Mystian to the party?
I don't want them twerking and stripping
They slow danced once

by - unicorns beyotch - February 2, 2014

mystian

Mystian - A tall nerdy guy and a short nerdy girl. Both are in love and are sometimes too afraid to show it. They have strong feelings for one another and everyone knows it

Mystian is a cute couple! Did you see them at the dance?

by - unicorns beyotch - February 2, 2014

Mustraful

A word to define how amazing something or someone looks

We about to have our hair looking mustraful

by Handlet February 16, 2019

mostrame una teta

Term used by an "aliade" when he's begging for nudes and tries to not look desperate

If a man like me says mostrame una teta: in the process of deconstruction asks you nudes NOT IS to sexualize you, or to pull me. It is because it gratifies me to see how you will take over your body, your sexuality, YOUR SENSUALITY. It drives me crazy and pleases me the simple fact of knowing you free, happy and crazy.

by Manu Virgin May 2, 2020

mcstrappers

Mcstrappers/full mcstrappers

The bees knees
The yellow of the egg
The full shawodey
Everything
The best

Greatest

Just the best or biggest thing or most effort

A very versatile term which can be used in most contexts

How did you do in the history test, oh I whipped ou the full mcstrappers

by Penispasty November 13, 2020

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 4, 2021