mutetard

A word used for a person who continually mutes people on the instant messaging website 'meebo'. They will often single one person out and then attempt to warn them as many times as possible. With every 4 warns they are muted for 5minutes and unable to type anything in any meebo chat room until this period of time is over.

Semi: Eh. I can talk again, but for how long?
adam: XD
adam: lol
London F: It wasn't me >.>
London F: :
Semi: ,,l,, sit on it :s
Semi: Adam and Londong, mutetards. Warn me more...
Semi: *farts on lame room*
adam: ROFL semi XD

by London F June 26, 2008

mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

frances the mute

The new album of crazyily awesome prog band, The Mars Volta should be an amazing album.

Frances The Mute comes out March 1. I am counting down the days.

by marxvsmith January 23, 2005

mutted

to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged

if your ho only know that she was getting fucked on the seventh floor, if that bitch only knew that she was getting mutted by the whole crew.

7th Floor Crew

by j shox September 2, 2008

Mute Grab

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.

My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!

by Crotchy McGrady May 14, 2008

munted

In New Zealand slang, 'munted' refers to something which is utterly destroyed.

From the New Zealand Herald:

Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.

"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.

by Hugh___Jass March 8, 2011

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009