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musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
by GUVHMC January 7, 2006
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musitional arstistical playlist choice

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music
Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice
by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010
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Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent
No way you went down on her Brad!”

Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”
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Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.
by ToeDirt June 7, 2016
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Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
by LeeMR February 15, 2017
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Elon Muskett

When Elon Musk decided to make guns
The Elon Muskett age will start 3 years from now!
by Something fishy October 15, 2018
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