Musk Oxe

When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large oxe with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Oxe, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.

Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Oxe.

Musk Oxe by Ol' Joey John Dinglefeefer August 22, 2008

Musk Ox 

When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large ox with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Ox, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.

Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Ox.

Musk Ox by Ol' Joey John Dinglefeefer August 21, 2008

Musk lesbian

A lesbian that wears too much musky perfume

Ahmed is a musk lesbian

Musk lesbian by Mason The Potato April 5, 2017

Musk Touch 

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

Musk Touch by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018

musk stick 

A penis soon after sex, or a penis not washed after sex.

I love my musk stick

musk stick by skyloa May 1, 2015

musk property 

A female who is like a pet and/or non verbal companion used for kinky sexual behavior

Wow last night was rough, I might need to find myself a woman of the musk property

musk property by Rebons lowsen April 28, 2020

Musk Rats

Like a Pack Rat but instead collects the pipe dreams of a chosen leader and uses fallacies to prove that they can be a reality.

"Those Musk Rats are really attached to that vacuum".
"Yeah, lets just hope it makes them stop trying to walk on the solar panels".

Musk Rats by TurtleFire December 5, 2020