Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.

Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!

by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008

mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!

Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).

by Alex. February 15, 2005

mortazavied

1)To shit ones pants at a party, then to have his grandma come and pick him up.
2)To also shit in your grandmothers car
3)A football player whos very big

O my gosh Sarrose you Mortazavied all over the place.

by Big Boss of North February 7, 2006

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

mertay

Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.

A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."

by cloe12345 January 5, 2017

mortae

(noun) a neutral term for someone who speaks or acts like a robot or someone who has robotic qualities

“You are such a Mortae since you have a robotic, monotone voice.”

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010