murph

To totally fail at something, die in the arse, fuck something up completely, etc

A: How did you fare on your date?
B: I totally murphed it, but thanks for asking

by cougarr May 21, 2008

Murph

To Murph is to steal one's seat just before they sit down in it.
Can be associated with the word 'snake'

Person 1: Hey come and sit down

*someone Murph's a seat*

Person 2: Oh no! I've just got Murph

by ZackyFlanners August 15, 2016

murph

a small, pre-pubescent, very white male who thinks that they are ghetto and gangsta, likes wearing oversized red shirts everyday, and occasionally purple ones

Murph likes to burn his planna fo twenny dollas, man dats shit stanky.

by murphymurph November 16, 2007

murph

(Verb)murph is another word to express the emotions of getting screwed over or turned down. It can also be used expressed in anger , or to treat unfairly or harshly. Murph can also be used as a figure of speech to get rid of or to ditch.
(Adj) Murph can also be used on its own, to express anxiouty , anger or disstress.
(Noun)Describing someone or something that screws or screwed over, messed up or destroyed a certain (noun) item, possesion or siduation.

Boy: Lets go out tonight.
Girl: Sorry, i have other plans
Boy: What a Murph!!
or
Boy:I just got murphed
or
Boy:murph this chick.
or
Boy: She murphed the whole siduation.

by Vicky Azrak January 7, 2008

murphing

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.

"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."

by owb_boys August 14, 2008

Murph

To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.

Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.

by WCS May 8, 2006

Murph

One who is negative or pescimistic. (Abbreviated for Murphys Law stating all that can go wrong will go wrong suggesting that a Murph abbides by this rule.)

Man the glass is always half empty with Sharon.
Yea Shes a total Murph.

by ognjen October 5, 2005