Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.
by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013
MUPPET is an acronym for:
'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'
Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.
Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'
Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.
Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
by EnzoYug June 4, 2006
(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.
by Edward Lindemunder November 29, 2005
by nothintofwi October 9, 2019
the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.
trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.
by jestertheknight May 23, 2005
The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.
girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH
by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019