munted

To be totally drunk. Although this is traditionally a word used by the English; Americans alike have been using the term more frequently due to the use of this word in the hit British film Suan of the dead.

Suan's co worker "hello, aye mate. yeah, yeah i got totally munted last night....... continue"

by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007

Munted

Retarded and diseased, and just really randoly strange

You filthy munted child

by Jack who is munted August 7, 2007

munted

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up

That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted

by Jinjaninja June 11, 2006

munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

by mr27 September 12, 2006

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012