Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.
Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!
by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011
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A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors
“that munch ass nigga know what really go on
by imadethis September 05, 2022
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That one kid who always breaks his diet.
Me: Ayy bro, Munch ate an entire pizza.
Friend: That Munch always breaks his diet.
Munch: $+#&=(*&(5$*$#4*$#&!!!!!!!
by Navi22 October 25, 2019
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To savor a nice wet soft pussy with slow and steady tongue action. Ending with a direct and light sucking action of the
clitoris, right before and during a woman's orgasm.
I could tell by her grateful and satisfied smile, that the munching
she had just received, was to her liking.
by NoLove_4_BS October 27, 2009
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She’s the best. She is my munch!
by boogerinurnose September 27, 2023
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An Eater !

That ni**a eat it and don’t get shit
That nigga a munch nigga a eater he ate it for lunch .
by twofoeeesiyah September 05, 2022
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A munch is a guy who is only used to eat pussy without getting anything in return
Gina: hey Lisa you ever going to let Michael hit

Lisa: girl hell nah he is a munch
by Melo2967 June 06, 2023
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