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multisnacking

Eating multiple snack foods at the same time. A common practice for the morbidly obese who need to gorge on numerous junk food items at once.
Tess: I am excellent at multisnacking. I was able to devour a sleeve of cookies, a bag of chips, and a pack of honey roasted peanuts, all in one sitting.
by ak2215 February 24, 2019
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multitask

doing more than one thing at once.

It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
by jimwade December 17, 2009
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Multitalking

(1) discussing more than one topic simultaneously in a singular conversation

(2) When a response does not naturally or logically follow a statement in a single conversation because multiple topics are being discussed simultaneously between two or more people.

(3) when two typically scatterbrained individuals discuss a variety of topics in a conversation that makes no sense to an objective Observer but can only be followed completely by the two people having the conversation

(4) a lack of agreement between assertion and response in the progression of a conversation because two people are discussing a variety of things at once
Were you just multitalking about bread and radios?
by Strong Compassion December 7, 2017
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multitasking

1. To accomplish two or more tasks simultaneously.

2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.
1. Girls are exceptional at multitasking; they can use chat on Instant Messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.

2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.
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multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
by weave July 11, 2003
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Multitap

A 4 port Controller for Playstation 1 or 2 with those memory slots in it. other than that its usually a retarded kid at a game store who complains.
Paul:I am not a multitap just because i'm a pain in the ass!
by Networkingyuppy August 30, 2005
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multitaskable

The ability to multitask, available to be tasked with many
things, (taskable)
Jim must be multitaskable in order to run his business well.
by william rose September 22, 2006
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