mulling

The act of digging up a dead person (normally female) and lining up the body with the gravestone. A friend then jumps on the dead body, while you line up your mouth with the dead body's genitals. The act of the liquid being squirted into your mouth is 'mulling'. It is normally assumed the person consuming the 'mull' is either a necrophiliac or at least gains sexual gratification from the act. The ideal time for this act is approximately 4 weeks after death.

Get your shovel, its mulling time!

Cor blimey, that one was so ripe she mulled all over my face!

by fugo September 3, 2008

Mulling

To be filled with such extreme rage that you begin to cry.

Look at him he’s absolutely mulling.

by Tiarnan101 June 12, 2020

Mullein

The shit that is the chronic. An alternative, healing, smooth, smokable herb found in nutrient-poor or recently disturbed soil.

Oh shiiit man, you gon' smoke dat mullein shit man, shiiiiiit. Hell yeee dat mullein be better den dat chronic shit man shiiiiiit.

by Carth Mandar April 30, 2006

Millering

The act of gaining a woman's trust, conving her to get on all fours in a sexual setting and then proceed to shove your index finger into her anus with consent

"Flip over and trust me", said Matthew, before proceeding to Miller her.

"Why did you break up with Matthew?"
"He was into Millering"
"Ew gross, good call"

"He Millered me"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Lord BrianD of Trees June 2, 2017

Millering

The art of smoking a carton of cigarettes per day and not expecting to have breathing problems.

As much as he’s been millering I’m surprised he’s not dead.

by Yevrah werd October 27, 2018

Millering

To push, pursue, drive, or engage potential sales leads in an un-naturally persistent manner.

A sales style that incorporates tone of voice and mannerism of North-Midwestern guilt end resulting in new business.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Finally closed that lead after a little millering!

by Itscoldinsummer August 27, 2014

Mufflering

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010