A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.
"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
by MooMan76 April 9, 2006
Get the muffmug. Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back
That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
by Chi-city High May 15, 2008
Get the muffmug. Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
by notmobert March 24, 2004
Get the MUFFmug. The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.
by JollyRoger84 June 28, 2010
Get the Muffsmug. by Robert L. Walker August 28, 2005
Get the muffmug. When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion
Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003
Get the muffmug.