mozzarella stick

A Mexican Penis That Is Ready To Cum Explode. The cum, or cheese, comes out very slowy and takes forever to swallow.

Mexicans get a mozzarella stick when they see latinas.

by SeaHawksRule December 13, 2008

Mozzarella

put down meaning wack or cheese as hell

man this shit is Mozzarella as hell sounds like some retards did this shit

by Illicit Dynasty June 24, 2008

Buff Fellow Mozzarella

See Jism

Oh great, now my face is covered in your buff fellow mozzarella

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i.luv.mozzarella

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by ELM WITH A Z 👀 March 28, 2022

Mozzarella

Verb; The act of sexually pleasuring one's self

I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to mozzarella.

by SquiggleTitz July 25, 2010

mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Mozzarella

Showing alot of cleavage.

"She's putting the mozzarella right in your face"

by random duuuuude March 12, 2015