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metasimile

A comparison you have made, usually followed by a variation of the word 'whatever' when you do not recall what the name of the literary device(s) you just used are.

Something said maybe not literally(1), maybe literally(2) which is literally(1(as references literally(2))) just as important when you want to make an important point. At this point, who cares whether it was a metaphor or a simile? What are you, a grammar troll? Let it go. Come out from under the bridge and stop correcting people all the time. There you go. Stand up straight and stretch until you can feel your lower back arch a little and a big percent of that stress goes *ahhhhh*. Like that. A 'metasimile' for 'Keep it Player' which some white guy may have mis-heard when someone said 'Keep it, Player' as someone tried to hand them something they didn't want to be in possesion of, whhich was why they accompanied the phrase with an gently upraised, palm-first 'no thank you' gesture.

Caution: metasimiles are prone to endless recursion which may provoke stack or heap overflow.

A metasimile is constrained in that it must always be an antisolecism, except as used in the example sentence.
"A metasimile should never be a solecism, unless you are Conan O'Brien."

Honestly? After that definition? me-ta-sim-i-le not meta-simile would be the most cross-domain way of saying 'metasimile' but you can pronounce it however you want. It's like 'SQL' that way, in that normally efficient people insist on not saying just 'See-kweel' like a normal person would after saying it more than 3 times, but instead say 'Ess Kwyoo(?) Ell' for decades? That was just a metasimile, or something.
by leftiger March 16, 2019
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Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”
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Moasted

Moasted (verb):

The act of posting up in a particularly unnatural way, often done subconsciously by certain individuals. It refers to the posture and demeanor of a person standing with their knees locked and lips slightly hanging. Catching someone in this state is commonly referred to as "Moasted."

Moasted is characterized by a relaxed and carefree stance, where one's body appears at ease and devoid of tension. It suggests a state of total relaxation, as if the person is fully absorbed in their thoughts or simply enjoying their surroundings.

Moasting often comes with a unique foot position where the Moasters feet are pointed in opposite directions. This makes the stance particularly difficult to master. The unnatural foot position often makes it hard to balance. If one is referred to as "easy pickins" they are often elite when it comes to being moasted.

Overall, being Moasted captures the essence of being at ease and unconsciously embracing a natural pose. It celebrates the beauty of unguarded moments and highlights the uniqueness of individuals who effortlessly embody a relaxed and carefree demeanor.
Look at James getting ice cream, he's absolutely moasted!
by Meiny June 15, 2023
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gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009
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