motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

by Metaka February 1, 2003

motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008

Motard

Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.

Man, that guy is such a motard.

by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

motard

1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.

Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp goatee.

by rybs May 24, 2005

Motard

A combination of most and retard.

Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.

Fred is such a motard. He should ride the short bus.

by Anorexicbisch February 20, 2019

Motard

A piece of poop with a hair on it

He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.

by Jeffery Bicycle June 5, 2019

Motard

Moron and retard put together

Omg that guy it’s a complete motard I swear

by Real.crys March 29, 2021